Worst superhero concept ever....

[dvandom]

I mean, can you imagine the powerset?

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[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

The super-ability to make villains undergo rapid weight gain and suffer from clogged arteries?

The ability to generate and manipulate human fat the way Iceman or Frozone do with ice, only with more post-battle cleanup required?

[dvandom.livejournal.com]

Maybe he fights giant monsters and his power is to "escape" rapidly if they devour him?

[grant-p.livejournal.com]

He has the power to attract stoners from many states away, and compel them to eat small burgers till they drop.

[jarodrussell.livejournal.com]

And its arch-nemesis is EXTREME!

[grant-p.livejournal.com]

With his mighty battle cry of "Dude...wait, what?"

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

Caption: "There wasn't much work available after child endangerment laws banned sidekicks."

[krepta (from livejournal.com)]

Actually, White Castle Slider Man is very powerful; he has the power to move entire castles frictionlessly. In a combat situation, he would have a towering trail of white castles behind him like Yoshi's eggs, which he'd wing effortlessly at bad guys. The fact that he likes White Castle burgers is purely coincidental and not connected to his powers.

[redneckgaijin.livejournal.com]

I have to admit, that is actually worse than certain concepts I deal with on a regular basis. }:-{D

[z-gryphon.livejournal.com]

Slider Man used to work as a Paragon City SWAT officer - you'd see him frictionlessly casing out the situation during bank robberies and the like - but he must have gotten downsized a couple of years ago, because he stopped appearing. I guess he went freelance after that. City budget cuts claim another victim's dignity.

[tvsgrady.livejournal.com]

Apparently, White Castle doesn't know why their burgers are called "Sliders"...

[dvandom.livejournal.com]

At least they haven't started trying to use "ratburger" in their ads.

[querldox.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of a certain tv show from a few years back about traveling to parallel Earths. I don't recall who, but someone suggested that a pre-credits teaser should've ended with a shot of a White Castle. Which, of course, would've been followed by the opening credits voiceover of "Sliders".