Actually, White Castle Slider Man is very powerful; he has the power to move entire castles frictionlessly. In a combat situation, he would have a towering trail of white castles behind him like Yoshi's eggs, which he'd wing effortlessly at bad guys. The fact that he likes White Castle burgers is purely coincidental and not connected to his powers.
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