...when you read a review of a local diner that, after mentioning the reviewer has eaten there "about five dozen times" adds the disclaimer, "But I don't know if I'd eat there when sober."
Then there are people like me who got a lot of free buffets and soft drinks by being the DD, but had a small problem getting them back to the dorm when stopped by the cop at the checkpoint:
Cop: "I smell alcohol." Me: "If you have to breathalyze anyone, it has to be me because no one else in this car will pass." Barely coherent Idiot in the back: "Don't tell him that, man..." Cop: "You...are NOT joking are you...? Wow."
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Cop: "I smell alcohol."
Me: "If you have to breathalyze anyone, it has to be me because no one else in this car will pass."
Barely coherent Idiot in the back: "Don't tell him that, man..."
Cop: "You...are NOT joking are you...? Wow."
He let us go without even testing.