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There's a safety sign in the hallway here (literally...it came off a door and has been sitting on the floor for a few days) about lasers being used. There's a lot of smaller words about wearing goggles etc, but the two big words are DANGER and LASER, one over the other.
So I had an idea for a somewhat campy mad science weapon: the Danger Laser, which emits a beam of coherent DANGER!
So I had an idea for a somewhat campy mad science weapon: the Danger Laser, which emits a beam of coherent DANGER!
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My favorite sign juxtaposition was one in a Dallas suburb. A bail bondsman located next door to a martial arts dojo in a strip mall. The sign read KUNG FU BAIL BONDS. I'll let you write the punchline.