Random idea

[dvandom]

There's a safety sign in the hallway here (literally...it came off a door and has been sitting on the floor for a few days) about lasers being used. There's a lot of smaller words about wearing goggles etc, but the two big words are DANGER and LASER, one over the other.

So I had an idea for a somewhat campy mad science weapon: the Danger Laser, which emits a beam of coherent DANGER!