More unintentionally amusing spam

[dvandom]

A lot of the spam I've been getting lately is for either online gambling or dicksize pills. But the one I just got had a subject line that could cover both topics: simply "multi-hand". ;)

Comments

[richardx1.livejournal.com]

If not for the security risks it would pose, I'd suggest you send a reply asking which of those two subjects they were discussing :-D

[dvandom.livejournal.com]

Oh, I could find out just by opening the email, but I'd rather not do that either. :)

[z-gryphon.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it's a site on which hot chicks bet on the efficacy of dick enhancement treatments. And provide stock tips. That would pretty much cover the spectrum.

[dvandom.livejournal.com]

Quick, take that business plan to WaMu or Capital One or whatever bank wants to throw money at small businessmen!

[zqadams.livejournal.com]

But is it from the future? I refuse to acknowledge any spam not sent from the year 2038.

[dvandom.livejournal.com]

The only spam I get from 2038 is from Uncle Albert's Auto Stop and Gunnery Shop.

[grant-p.livejournal.com]

That sounds like what would happen if Ford and Winchester combined into one bizarre company that made cars AND guns that no one wanted.

Oh, I found this, it's not quite as good as the squirrel but it seemed to be in your department, though not complimentary towards mine...

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2007/12/07/physics_cat.jpg

[dvandom.livejournal.com]

Ah, nice soft Biology. Not as soft as some sociology....

Oh, and: http://www.sjgames.com/car-wars/books/unclealbert2038/