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Anna Nicole Smith has died mysteriously and without much warning. Okay, she's a celebrity, so this is certainly news, and merits coverage.
But Headline News has gone into "drop everything, even ads, and cover this story continuously" mode on the news. (Edit: due to a lack of anything better to watch, I've had it on in the background for an hour now, and no ads. They ALMOST threw to an ad just now, but were told not to.)
Siiiiigh.
But Headline News has gone into "drop everything, even ads, and cover this story continuously" mode on the news. (Edit: due to a lack of anything better to watch, I've had it on in the background for an hour now, and no ads. They ALMOST threw to an ad just now, but were told not to.)
Siiiiigh.
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may havemurdered his ex and the innocent bystander, and it was the 1000 hours of following the Slow White Blazer.Perhaps they have clues of some sort of sordid, sales-attracting kinky relationship or murderous russian spy.
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"Anna Nicole Smith found dead in Florida whereveritwas."
"...still dead."
"...still dead."
"...lemme check... nope, still dead."
"...not getting any livelier."
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