"Excuse me, madam, not to intrude, but could I get your name and address for the report I'm about to file with the child protective services?"
"Excuse me, madam, but I'd like to congratulate you, seldome have I ever seen anyone training her daughter to harm her younger daughter, and as you are the kind of trash that we want out of the gene pool, your actions will do this nicely."
"Excuse me, little girl, but your mother is bothering me by being very stupid, may I hit her?" (and if she says no,) "Thank you for being much smarter than your mother." (and if the mother protests,) "She has as much right to give me permission to strike you as you have to give her permission to strike her sister, you abysmal zit on the nose of America."
Or even
"Congratulations, madam, you have fully embraced the concept of terrorism, and have begun teaching it to your daughter. I imagine by the time she's ten, she'll be fully equipped to kill other people for whatever foolish reason you concoct, if she hasn't already done that to you."
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Date: 2007-02-01 11:12 pm (UTC)"Excuse me, madam, but I'd like to congratulate you, seldome have I ever seen anyone training her daughter to harm her younger daughter, and as you are the kind of trash that we want out of the gene pool, your actions will do this nicely."
"Excuse me, little girl, but your mother is bothering me by being very stupid, may I hit her?" (and if she says no,) "Thank you for being much smarter than your mother." (and if the mother protests,) "She has as much right to give me permission to strike you as you have to give her permission to strike her sister, you abysmal zit on the nose of America."
Or even
"Congratulations, madam, you have fully embraced the concept of terrorism, and have begun teaching it to your daughter. I imagine by the time she's ten, she'll be fully equipped to kill other people for whatever foolish reason you concoct, if she hasn't already done that to you."