Comics for April 1, 2009

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Whoops, moved on to sorting Monsterpocalypse and forgot to post the Capsules.

                   Dave's Unspoilt Capsules and Awards
         The Week's Picks and Pans, plus Awards of Dubious Merit

Standard Disclaimers: Please set appropriate followups.  Recommendation does
not factor in price.  Not all books will have arrived in your area this week.
Spring is here, and with it giant monsters.  An archive can be found on my 
             homepage, http://www.eyrie.org/~dvandom/Rants 

"Other Media" Capsules:

     Things that are comics-related but not necessarily comics (i.e.
comics-based movies like Iron Man or Hulk), or that aren't going to be
available via comic shops (like comic pack-ins with DVDs) will go in this
section when I have any to mention.  They may not be as timely as comic
reviews, especially if I decide to review novels that take me a week or two
(or ten) to get around to.

     School House Rock! Earth: Disney DVD - Okay, not a comic, or a comic
tie-in.  But I figured a decent chunk of my audience might be curious about
this, so here goes.  This is a collection of new SHR installments with an
ecological theme, done by the original crew (Yohe, Dorough, etc).  It's about
as preachy as I expected, which is to say, VERY PREACHY.  They include a
remastered version of Energy Blues on the disc, which I think was a mistake,
given that every other piece on this disc compares unfavorably to it.  Not as
catchy, a lot more message-uber-alles, in every case.  The one song that
seemed to be backing off the anviliciousness (Windy and the Windmills) ended
up dropping the anvil on viewers repeatedly after the halfway point.  A lot
of the songs recycle characters from older SHR pieces (Mr. Morton and his
family learn about reducing energy use, Interplanet Janet preaches about
solar power, the Energy Blues globe appears a lot, etc), although there are a
few new characters.  SOme tweeniebopper singer I've never heard of (Mitchel
Musso) does a reduce/reuse/recycle revision on "3 Is A Magic Number" in a
live video at the end, which is okay.  There were a few attempts to work rap
into the songs, but none of them worked well, IMO.  Generally they stuck with
the same blend of styles seen in the original SHR (i.e. not a lot of actual
"rock" per se).  All in all, about 45 minutes of material, and really not
worth it even for what I paid, which was less than a lot of places seemed to
be charging.  Give this one a pass unless you have a high tolerance for
sledgehammered environmental messages and really want some new SHR.  $14.99
at Best Buy.  Not sure if I'll keep it for completism or give it to someone
else, but throwing it away would probably be counter to the message.  :)


Comics Capsules:
     Short, relatively spoiler-free reviews of books I actually bring home
(as opposed to reading in preview form in the shop or online).  If I get a
book late due to distributor foulups or whatever, I'll put it in the Missing
section.

     Books of Note (Strongly Recommended or otherwise worthy): None.

     Ninja High School #168: Antarctic Press - And now, the secret origins of
Yuudai (which translates roughly as Big Damn Hero) as discovered by a
much-matured Tetsuo Rivalsan.  It might have worked better as a backup story,
or split up and done as a meanwhile in the main action (i.e. revealing the
role of the Red Ninja at the same time as Anna's own history with the group
was being revealed would have been more powerful, I think), as it simply
grinds things to a halt for an issue the way it is.  It's a decent story, but
not really enough to carry the entire issue.  Mildly recommended.
$2.99/$4.05Cn 

     Jersey Gods #3: Image - Yeah, still haven't seen #1-2, and it's looking
unlikely I ever will if I wait for Diamond to cough 'em up.  I was attracted
to this series by the preview piece that juxtaposed Kirbian New Gods pastiche
with the mundanity of suburban life, but Brunswick made a mistake, IMO, in
separating those elements at some point in the first two issues.  The A-story
is a pretty bog-standard New Gods story of ancient feuds, betrayal and
implausible weaponry with only a few hints of snark.  The B-story could be
just about any modern city girl romance (with hints of Kirby romance homage
to it), and there's almost no connection.  Eh.  Mildly recommended.  $3.50

     Farscape #4 (of 4): BOOM! Studios - And so Rygel's story gets a
resolution, but there's plenty of mysteries left over to feed the upcoming
miniseries.  No outstanding great moments, but a lot of good ones.
Recommended.  $3.99

     Justice Society of America #25: DC - You know, when Giffen et al had a
dominatrix Mary Marvel in one of the Justice Buddies books, it was meant to
be humorous exaggeration, not a preview of things to come.  At least that
particular abomination gets wrapped up here, although the "resolution" is
essentially undone by the last page, because NOTHING CAN EVER END.  Or even
pause.  Sigh.  Mildly recommended.  $2.99

     Official Index to the Marvel Universe #4: Marvel - Amazing Spider-Man
#147-197, finishing the Len Wein run and starting the Marv Wolfman one
running up to October 1979; Iron Man #66-116 under various writers up through
November 1978 (nostalgia note: Iron Man #98, brought home by my dad, was my
first exposure to the character, and triggered a long-running affection for
the Guardsman armor); X-Men #151-192 through April 1985 (the bunch of
reprints in the 70s got this book ahead of the others).  Assorted annuals and
specials also included.  Recommended.  $3.99

     Avengers/Invaders #9 (of 12): Marvel/Dynamite - And the third act kicks
off after some delays.  And wow, is the opening scene an anticlimax, it's
like Ross knew he wanted the Red Skull to have the Cosmic Cube, but couldn't
really think of a good way for him to get it, so just said to heck with it
and took the easy way out.  There's some cute use of obscure WWII Marvel-
owned heroes, some of whom are in The Twelve now, but all in all a fairly
disappointing issue.  Mildly recommended.  $2.99

     The Invincible Iron Man #12: Marvel - Dark Reign banner.  Tony is
whiny.  Against Namor he shouldn't be worried about being stuck using last
year's armor, he faced the guy in the MkI!  Meanwhile, Pepper gets to strut
her stuff once before being jobbed, and Maria gets jobbed right out of the
gate.  Weak.  $2.99

     Dr. Doom and the Masters of Evil #3: Marvel - Hm.  A lack of competent
comic relief hurts this issue (the Melter doesn't really do the job).  It's
all Serious Doom Plot Advancement, and not as good as the build-up was.
Mildly recommended.  $2.99

     Marvel Assistant-Sized Spectacular #1 (of 2): Marvel - Back in the
mid-80s, Marvel did something called Assistant Editors' Month, in which all
(or at least most) of the titles were given over to the assistant editors,
who did oddball yet still (more or less) in-continuity stuff with them while
the editors were supposedly out of town.  This microseries takes that idea
but instead has assistant editors each pitching a title, three of which get
their opening bits in this issue (along with a framing sequence), the other
three next issue.  This issue we get Dennis Dunphy in Iraq (with indy-cred
style art from Xurxo Penalta and writing by Brian Patchett), American Eagle
as law on the rez (Jason Aaron writing, Richard Isanove with semi-realist
art), and Giarrusso doing a Mini Marvels story in which Hawkeye gets no
respect.  I suppose the Mini-Marvels was put in so there'd be some "name"
work in the mix.  The D-Man story was okay, American Eagle had its moment,
and the Mini Marvels story was kinda disappointing.  Mildly recommended.
$3.99 

     The Amazing Spider-Man #590: Marvel - Slott and Kitson this issue.  And
the cracks in Brand New Day start to show, woo.  Of course, it takes teaming
up with the Fantastic Four to elevate things to the cosmic level where this
sort of thing could happen, since presumably the massive plot device normally
prevents people from questioning things too much.  Oh, and a good FF-type
exploration story to boot.  Recommended.  $2.99

     Essential Power Man/Iron Fist v2: Marvel - Reprints #76-100 of the
series, plus a Daredevil crossover issue.  Mostly Mary Jo Duffy and a
new-to-the-field Kurt Busiek on writing, with Denys Cowan drawing much of
it.  The Duffy issues are aggressively written to the "every issue is
someone's first" dictum, so I'd recommend not reading too many in one
sitting, or you'll start dreading the next time "trained for ten years in the
hidden city of K'un L'un" or "300 pounds of steel-hard skin and muscle" gets
cited.  :)  As with all Essentials, it's just the inked art with no color,
which can cause problems sometimes (i.e. Warhawk's blue skin, for instance),
but the over-written style of the day blunts the effect.  Recommended.
$19.99 (although I had to get it from deepdiscount.com, where it was $15.99
with free shipping).
     

Gone Missing:

     Stuff that came out some places this week and that I wanted to buy, but
couldn't find for whatever reason, so people don't have to email me asking
"Why didn't you review X?"  (If it's neither here nor in the section above,
though, feel free to ask, I might have forgotten about it!) 

     Current list as of 4/1/09: Official Handbook of the Gold Digger Universe
#22, Transformers Maximum Dinobots #1-4, Transformers Revenge of the Fallen:
Alliance #2 and #4, Jersey Gods #1-2, Booster Gold #17, Gen13 v4 #27, Dynamo5
#20, Cthulhu Tales #12, Gold Digger Maidens of Twilight #2, Ninja High School
#168, Transformers Spotlight Jazz, New Mutants Saga, Agents of Atlas #3
(store got some, but was shorted and this week was forward through the
alphabet). 

Awards:

"An Inconvenient Music Video" Award to Schoolhouse Rock! Earth

"Yuudai Man Now Dawg" Award to Ninja High School #168

"She's Been Waiting Millennia For Him To Grab Her Staff" Award to Jersey 
     Gods #3

"But In The Morning I Shall Be Sober" Award to Farscape #4 (of 4)

"He Must Have Been Reading DC's Books, No Wonder He's So Cranky" Award to
     Justice Society of America #25

"Killed By A Toy Tie-In, How Embarrassing" Award to Official Index to the 
     Marvel Universe #4

"Um, If All Of This Gets Undone And It's An Alternate Timeline, WHO CARES
     IF THEY SEE YOUR IDENTITES?" Award to Avengers/Invaders #9 (of 12)

"Between Their Secret Labs And Warehouses, Stark And Osborn Already OWN
     The World" Award to The Invincible Iron Man #12

"Derek Radner Would Approve" Award to Dr. Doom and the Masters of Evil 
     (alternate for those who have no idea what I'm talking about: "The
     Mighty Quinn" Award)

"Yeah, Osborn's Not Gonna Like THAT" Award to Marvel Assistant-Sized
     Spectacular #1 (of 2)

"Mephisto's Gonna Be SOOOO Embarassed By Who Broke His Spell" Award to
     Amazing Spider-Man #590

"Three Hundred Pounds Of Steel-Hard Exposition" Award to Essential Power 
     Man/Iron Fist vol 2

   Dave Van Domelen, "Whoa! WHOA! W H O A ! I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE! AND YESTERDAY'S LUNCH. C-CAN DEFINITELY SEE YESTERDAY'S LUNCH.... Stomach contents departing in 3...2..." - Spider-Man on the Infini-Bus, Amazing Spider-Man #590

Comments

[querldox.livejournal.com]

Spoiler for last week's New Avengers below....






Looks like Marvel editorial aren't talking to each other about some things. If the gist of this FF/Spidey team-up is that Spidey won't tell his id to them, it's weakened either way (if he does or if he doesn't) by him deciding last week to reveal it to all of the New Avengers. Including such close friends as Mockingbird and Jessica Jones-Cage (yeah, she remembers him from high school, but he doesn't really recall her). Admittedly they threatened him with getting booted out, but if he'll reveal it to them, he'd tell the FF.