Genetic manipulation now a sin. On the plus side, most of y'all who'd be caught by this new sin are going to Hell anyway, as far as the Church is concerned.
Hardly true; anyone who has the misfortune of living too near a Monsanto-contaminated corn field is probably in violation.
Other sins not detailed: failure to attend confession. While it remains true that to confess one's sins to the one who one sinned against is often required, the whole accretion of "must confess to a priest" is a pharisaic hobble. A++ to RC's who refuse to confess to a priest in detail and then perform ritual magic to 'cleanse' themselves. Confession to a priest with consequent assurance of forgiveness to the repentant is probably good for the person who is repentant but cannot let go.
Also, the Potato has forbidden inclusive language. May her testicles shrivel.
When are they going to release a comprehensive patch for the Bible with all of the updates, downdates, and glossovers they've made throughout the centuries?
Eh, that's the problem with open source...pretty much impossible to track all the patches once enough time has gone by. Every so often they try to start over from kernel, but there's always legacy systems to be serviced.
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Other sins not detailed: failure to attend confession. While it remains true that to confess one's sins to the one who one sinned against is often required, the whole accretion of "must confess to a priest" is a pharisaic hobble. A++ to RC's who refuse to confess to a priest in detail and then perform ritual magic to 'cleanse' themselves. Confession to a priest with consequent assurance of forgiveness to the repentant is probably good for the person who is repentant but cannot let go.
Also, the Potato has forbidden inclusive language. May her testicles shrivel.
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*runs around in circles*
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Meaning Operation Crocorilla is still go.