jaAmMaster Hot Shot!

[dvandom]

Done for an AllSpark Art Challenge, "Invent a new gimmick". Mine is jaAmMasters, which spew out sugary goop. One of the other AllSparkers is going to help me arrange this into a mock-up print ad covered in increasingly-"WTF?" managerial comments. Made from a McDonalds Armada Hot Shot, a little coin-op capsule, and a lot of hot glue.

Comments

[moonscream.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!

[jarodrussell.livejournal.com]

Autobukkake?

[liabrown]

Booster says it for me :O

[loki-liesmith.livejournal.com]

jaAAAaaaAAMmMM!

[grant-p.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank goodness...for a minute I thought it would come out his mouth...

[dvandom.livejournal.com]

And sucking goop off his belt buckle is somehow better?

[andrusi.livejournal.com]

Yes.

Though only slightly.

[grant-p.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's not his fault. He could have bought the belt buckle at Linda Blair's garage sale or something.

Hot Shot: Yeah, it's a great buckle, holds my pants up and everything-
Buckle: I SHALL EAT YOUR SOUL! *Barf!*
Hot Shot: And I got it cheap because of a minor defect! (*Starts doing the I have articulation!" dance*)