My cable connection was unlabeled and must've been disconnected when someone else was doing work. It's now reconnected and labeled.
scavgraphics is now helping me set up my WAN...which I am connected to now, I just don't have it named.
Update: Named now. Called it MonsterIsland, and now have Godzilla and Kiryu toys sitting on top of the router.
Update: Named now. Called it MonsterIsland, and now have Godzilla and Kiryu toys sitting on top of the router.