Character interview bleme

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Ganked from redneckgaijin.

1) Choose a few of your own characters (before looking at the questions).
2) Have them answer the questions.
3) If you decide to propagate this, feel free to change the questions.

The interviewees:

1) Kat Anders, from New Exarchs (Superguy) in 2007.
2) Derek Radner, where he currently sits in ASH continuity somewhere in ancient Rome.
3) Channel the Autobot, some time about 4 million years ago on Cybertron.

Boy or girl?

1) Girl.
2) Boy.
3) Closer to boy than girl, but I'm not really a gendered Cybertronian. Most of us are what you organics would call neuter...we have a few females and a few males, but I'm neither. And frankly, I don't "get" gendered Cybertronians most of the time.

How old are you?

1) Depends on when you start the clock and how you view time travel. Let's just say I have about a century of memories in a body that was constructed about three years ago.
2) Kat stole my time travel answer. Biologically, call it 27.
3) Fifty vorn. I'm just a kid.

What's your height?

1) At the moment, 5'10" give or take. It's been more.
2) 1.86 meters.
3) I'm size class 5.3. Um, I suppose that comes out to about 8 meters.

Are you a virgin?

1) Ha! Not EVEN. Well, this body might be, but I'm not telling.
2) I have two children, so...no.
3) What's a virgin?

Do you have any kids?

1) Not lately. I was a breeder for a while in my first life, but I never stayed in touch with the results.
2) See above.
3) I've built a few servodroids, but that's about it.

What's your favorite food?

1) This is gonna sound (censored) girly, but...chocolate. The real stuff, mind you. In 2140, MACE launched a bioweapon to destroy all food crops, and by the time the Guardians found a cure, real cocoa was one of the casualties. So I only ever had ersatz chocolate when I was first human. These days, I have to work out an extra half hour a week just to counter the chocolate I eat.
2) The hearts of my enemies, if you believe the press. But I'm partial to a good kielbasa...a taste I acquired during trips to Milwaukee back in my school days. However, if there's a benefit to being stuck in the First Century CE, it's that turkey ham hasn't been invented yet. Let's just say prison cafeterias are big fans of turkey masquerading as other meats.
3) Conductor rods. The pink ones.

What's your favorite ice cream flavor?

1) Rocky road.
2) Neopolitan. :)
3) What's ice cream?

Have you killed anyone?

1) More than I care to remember. And I remember them all.
2) Yes. While I try to find less permanent solutions most of the time, there are occasions where you simply cannot redeem someone, and their only remaining purpose is to serve as a lesson for those who might be saved.
3) I'm not sure. I don't spend a lot of time on the front lines, and battles can be so chaotic. But I've tried to kill on several occasions...it's a war, after all.

Do you hate anyone?

1) Not at the moment. Everyone I truly ever hated is dead, either by my hand or just as a consequence of their own actions.
2) I'm not too fond of Nose. That's Dan "Grind" Tracey, by the way. And JakZak Taylor isn't exactly my favorite person. Plus, whoever's behind the events that stranded me in the First Century is on my List. But Lorenzo Archangeli may be the only person I've ever truly hated, because of how he threatened my Angelique.
3) Not really. I mean, I hate the Decepticon philosophy, but I don't really know any dedicated Decepticons well enough to hate them personally. Of course, the ones I'd probably be able to hate aren't too likely to let me get to know them personally.

Have any secrets?

1) Yes.
2) Of course.
3) I have a secret even from myself! I recently discovered that I was built to channel the energies of the Matrix, but I have no idea why, or what happened to my original purpose.

Do you love anyone?

1) Not at the moment.
2) My lovely and Sultry wife, Angelique.
3) I've heard of this "love" thing, but that's about it.

What's your job?

1) Bounty hunter. And it looks like I'm getting back into the superguy business.
2) Chancellor of Khadam in (temporal) exile. I do odd jobs now.
3) Data transfer, resource management, general quartermastering.

Any powers or weapons?

1) Damnably perfect memory, a century's worth of skills, and a small arsenal of conventional weaponry. I'm looking to upgrade soon, though.
2) I can generate electricity, and I have the general slightly superhuman strength and durability of most high-end supernormals. But my greatest power is my brilliant mind. I don't just hack together supertech that works on a wish and a prayer, I've reverse engineered advanced alien normaltech.
3) I can act as a conduit, channelling energy from one point to another (hence my name), and can use this as an attack if I have access to a powerline or have time to ready myself for an incoming energy blast. My audiovisual system has been enhanced so I can emit destructive waves of sound, or a disorienting lightshow. Oh, and if it counts as a power, I can transform into a media center.

What do you do to relax?

1) Shoot the largest caliber guns I can get my hands on.
2) I've been getting my hands on "lost" Roman literature and committing it to memory.
3) Robo-jutsu kata.

What do you think your life expectancy is?

1) Probably longer than I'd like.
2) Few great men die in bed, that's all I'll say.
3) My design specs say I should be good for a few thousand vorn before needing a major overhaul, and I don't go on the front lines a lot, so I might actually make it that long.

What's your opinion of the opposite sex?

1) Low. But my opinions of humanity in general are pretty low. I'm a curmudgeon that way.
2) I may be two millennia separated from my wife, but I think it's best for my life expectancy if I don't go into detail here.
3) They're both opposite, and as I said, I don't really understand either.

Now what are you going to do?

1) Something disgusting involving cheeez-based interdimensional portals, probably.
2) Work on my plan to return to my own time.
3) Get to those energon consumption reports.