Trademark Fail

Got it for $10 at Tuesday Morning. A piece of crap, sadly (was kinda hoping it'd be at least worth $10, but other than the amusement value of the packaging, it's not).

Still, the tagline just writes itself, doesn't it? "Looking for a way to dice vegetables easily and conveniently? Well, if you ask me, I'd Tap-That!"

( Bonus Monsterpocalypse Motivator Poster )