Sounds like a robotic malady

I just got a Nigerian Spam (although it was set in the Ivory Coast) in which the God-fearing widow who wanted me to have her money was diagnosed with terminal cancer of the...lever. Heh. Now I'm envisioning Aaron Stack gravely informing his teammates he has terminal cancer of the lever. "Which lever?" "A lady doesn't talk about such things!"

SG/LNH: New Exarchs #7 - A New Month

New Exarchs #7 - "A New Month": Yay, the calendar advances! And it's time for the Exarchs to decide if they want to be proactive or reactive...but the decision might be taken out of their hands!