Some topical humor (do not apply if there is redness or swelling)

Last night on CNN Headline News during their few seconds of news between trying to be CNN mainline, there was a brief label at the bottom of the screen saying, "England pleads guilty."

I knew those pommy bastards were behind it all!

(Actually, it was Lindy Englund who plead guilty.)

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A Kurd, a Sunni and a Shi'ite walked into a provisional government. The bartender said, "Wait, I think I'm in the wrong joke."