GODDAMN IT

[dvandom]

I came home today and one of the new flamingos has already been stolen. Which would require someone having time to cut some wires. No one else has been reporting thefts in my complex, so apparently some shithead has it in for me in particular.

Police are on their way out to take a report.

I'm so tempted to do something illegal like coat the remaining flamingo in poison.

Comments

[susp.livejournal.com]

I suggest you lie in wait with a diecast Powermaster Prime, then bludgeon the thief into submission.