Amusing spam header

[dvandom]

I keep getting spam advertising "qualitative watches". Wouldn't a quantitative watch work better?

Comments

[andrusi.livejournal.com]

I figure a qualitative watch would tell you things like "It's getting pretty late" or "Not time for lunch yet."

[dvandom.livejournal.com]

The big hand's on "three-ish" and the little hand is...missing.

[point5b.livejournal.com]

"It's about that time."