Amusing spam header

I keep getting spam advertising "qualitative watches". Wouldn't a quantitative watch work better?

Derek Radner's Private Journal #2 - Evil

Derek Radner's Private Journal #2 - Evil: On Halloween of 2017, a young Derek Radner ponders the question of evil. Written by Dave Van Domelen.

Comics for Feb 20, 2008

( First Looks: Captain America, Thor, Young Avengers Presents, New Warriors, She-Hulk, Damage Control; Book of Note: Cable & Deadpool #50 )

   Dave Van Domelen, "And you just HAPPENED to have a roll of duct tape on your person?" "I always carry duct tape. What -- don't you?" - Nightmaster and Enchantress, Shadowpact #22

Science Illustrated for Mar/Apr

( Yes, it's bimonthly, I just happened to start my subscription late into the Jan/Feb issue's cycle, it seems. )