You may be eaten by a grue

( Try one, 191 points. )

( Try two, 235 points. )

Note: the server can't really handle the load, expect a lot of "try back later" pages.

Edit: Oh, and kobold is in there, but isn't a kobold. Natch.

Another edit: Somehow I found a one-way door and got trapped in a mini-chunk of three rooms with no egress. Hm.

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Exactly.

Although, to be fair, you don't see any male soccer fans dressing up as Mia Hamm.