Why I probably shouldn't be allowed in those futons-and-stuff stores

Stopped by "Yowza" today, one of those stores that sells futons, beanbags and various retro-chic-trash stuff. Passed on the squid-shaped whisk (but was tempted), but bought a $2 little dancing robot wind-up toy. Combine this with some bits and pieces I had lying around...
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Yeah.