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1) Repair guy came in to check my air conditioning during breakfast, said it had blown a transformer. I was so tempted to rip off that old routine and tell him, "Fix the damn thing, and leave my toys' personal life out of it!" Should be working by now, he just had to run back to the shop for the replacement part.
2) Speaking of old schtick, here's something I came up with a few years back, and am pretty sure I never put up here.
When the oldies station plays a song made during your lifetime, you might be getting old.
When the oldies station plays a song you remember listening to when it was new, you're probably getting old.
When the oldies station starts playing that damn noise the kids listen to, you're definitely old.
2) Speaking of old schtick, here's something I came up with a few years back, and am pretty sure I never put up here.
When the oldies station plays a song made during your lifetime, you might be getting old.
When the oldies station plays a song you remember listening to when it was new, you're probably getting old.
When the oldies station starts playing that damn noise the kids listen to, you're definitely old.
