The Five Stages Of Condi Rice Testimony Watching

Okay, here's some political stuff. Just as grief has five stages, so does reaction to the Rice testimony on April 8.

1. "Finally, we're gonna get some answers!"
   
2. "You've got to be kidding me."
   
3. "You've got to be (bleep)ing me!"
   
4. "Do you really think we're all that stupid?"
   
5. "Okay, you do think we're all that stupid."
   

Otherwise known as:

1. Anticipation
   
2. Shock
   
3. Horror
   
4. Sarcasm
   
5. Acceptance
   

I might add that John Stewart did an excellent rendition of this on The Daily Show last night. He does "stunned and horrified disbelief" so well.