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Comics for August 5, 2009
Dave's Unspoilt Capsules and Awards
The Week's Picks and Pans, plus Awards of Dubious Merit
Standard Disclaimers: Please set appropriate followups. Recommendation does
not factor in price. Not all books will have arrived in your area this week.
AC fixed = $40 less on electric bill. An archive can be found on my
homepage, http://www.eyrie.org/~dvandom/Rants
Items of Note (strongly recommended or otherwise worthy): None
"Other Media" Capsules:
Things that are comics-related but not necessarily comics (i.e.
comics-based movies like Iron Man or Hulk), or that aren't going to be
available via comic shops (like comic pack-ins with DVDs) will go in this
section when I have any to mention. They may not be as timely as comic
reviews, especially if I decide to review novels that take me a week or two
(or ten) to get around to.
Batman the Brave and the Bold Action League Plastic Man & Blue Beetle:
Mattel - DC gets into the "cute little PVC figures" schtick that Hasbro's
been milking with lines like Super Hero Squad and Robot Heroes, and they've
picked the Brave and the Bold cartoon for it. Like the Hasbro lines, they're
sold mainly as two-packs, so you can't just get the one or two characters you
want unless you're lucky and want both characters in the set. The first wave
has the BB/Plas set, plus Batman with wing cape vs. Kanjar Ro, Aquaman
vs. Black Manta and regular Batman with Red Tornado. Figures are generally
2-3 inches (5-7cm) tall.
The aesthetic is deliberately different from Hasbro's lines, of course,
but it's also significantly warped from the base material. They seem to be
shooting for more of a grafitti-style anatomy rather than the less stylized
chibi style of Super Hero Squad. For instance, the lower legs are almost
conical with only slight protrusions for the feet. Most of the figures are
half-kneeling so that one shin is on the tabletop to add support (of the 8
figures, 4 are in this pose, two are close, and Red Tornado has a whirlwind
for a lower body). There's four points of articulation: shoulders, neck and
waist, all swivels. Very few straight arms or straight legs, but at least
the heads aren't cocked at odd angles that negate the point of having a neck
joint.
Blue Beetle from this pack (ISTR there's multiple versions of him in the
pipeline) has both hands transformed to cannons, and is made mostly of black
plastic. His backpack is bright blue, a little brighter than the blue paint
that covers much of the toy. The cannon apertures and eyes are red, with
yellow highlights on the eyes and a white smile. The head's a bit oddly
shaped, one could detach it and paint it purple and it'd pass as Poog of
Toog.
Plastic Man has his left hand stretched into a vaguely shovel-ish shape
and the right fist close to but not exactly a cylindrical hammer, with both
arms skinnier and more elongated than the standard for the line. His head is
up on an elongated neck, but the legs and torso aren't distorted
significantly. The joint for the neck is at the base. He's made of
fleshtone plastic with red, black, yellow and white paint as appropriate for
the design. His belt is part of his lower body, so turning his waist at all
makes the belt buckle come out of alignment with the deep v-neck of his top.
Both figures have the identifying numer 1459 EA printed on the bottom
(right foot on BB, left shin on Plas). A bit expensive where I got it at
Toys R Us, although it'll be a buck cheaper at other stores. Still a bit too
expensive if you only want one of the two figures in a pack, though. Mildly
recommended. $7.99 at Toys R Us (spotted it for $6.99 at Target a couple
days later).
Late Books:
These are comics that were not listed as shipping during the week they
were reviewed. Sometimes someone recommends a book to me that's already out,
and I grab it over the weekend. Sometimes it's a trade paperback I ordered
online rather than trusting Diamond. Sometimes the store screwed up or I was
inobservant and I missed something I meant to get. USUALLY, though, it's
because Diamond didn't ship what it was supposed to ship and I had to
scrounge around or wait on a reorder.
None. The missing list just grows, it does not shrink.
New Comics:
Comics and comic collections that I got this week and were actually
supposed to be out this week, as far as I can tell. These reviews will
generally be spoiler-free, but the occasional bit will slip in.
Jersey Gods #6: Image - With the "origin story" out of the way, the book
now settles down into trying to settle down in New Jersey, with a god and a
human as a couple in the burbs. This is the premise that attracted me to the
title, not the New Gods pastiche part, and it's going fairly well so far.
There's also a new threat, who may end up the sort who becomes an
uncomfortable ally once he finds out the truth of things. Artistically, the
Kirby homage occasionally breaks down and McDaid's other style shows
through...and to be honest, I kind of prefer the non-Kirby version of
McDaid. Recommended. $3.50
Dynamo5 #23: Image - Resolution for both the brain guy and Whiptail
plague plots, of a sort. Lots of fighting along the way, and some ethical
dilemmas, but it mostly felt like treading water while letting the Synergy
plotline simmer. Mildly recommended. $3.50
Astro City the Dark Age Book Three #4 (of 4): DC/Wildstorm - And so, the
cosmic background plot grabs the foreground, with the Williams brothers
pretty much reduced to spectator status for most of the issue. Of course,
with this being book three of four, they couldn't exactly get revenge on the
killer of their parents here, but it still felt like an issue-long digression
into a plot that would likely get backburnered again for a while. There's
also a four page preview of Magog #1, yawn. Mildly recommended. $3.99
Secret Six #12: DC - I don't read Simone's Wonder Woman, so I really
don't know what's up with Diana's "Don't call me an Amazon" deal, but for the
most part it's not meant to be all that relevant to this story. Wonder
Woman's there to be unreasonable and an obstacle, and she fills that role
adequately. I don't really get the Last Page Reveal, though, it's made to
look like we're supposed to recognize the figure there rather than just be
shocked by the nasty appearance...which isn't really that nasty, even by
regular standards rather than the standards of this book. Mildly
recommended. $2.00
Official Index to the Marvel Universe #8: Marvel - Amazing Spider-Man
#328-366, Iron Man #260-299, Uncanny X-Men #304-337 (ending with Annual
1996). All of these runs are well within my collecting days, some of them
even in my online reviewing years. The X-Men section includes the Age of
Apocalypse time, which is when I dropped the few X-books I was still reading
at the time thanks to Megacrossover Fatigue. I suppose I could read the AoA
and later entries more carefully to catch up on what happened in those
issues, but I suspect I wouldn't care. :) Again, not much to say that I
haven't said about previous issues, a solid recommended. $3.99
The Invincible Iron Man #16: Marvel - I'm considering doing a cull of my
pull list soon, and this is definitely one of the titles in danger of being
culled. Not that it's been bad, per se (although I know some of my readers
would disagree with that assertion), but neither has it been all that good.
Oh, and Dark Reign banner. World's Most Wanted Part 9 under-banner. If you
just list the ingredients of the story here, it looks pretty good...lots of
psychodrama stuff. But Fraction puts them in with the wrong proportions, the
wrong pacing, the wrong...something. It comes out as a muddled mess, and I'm
not sure I'll hang on long enough to get to the arc conclusion. Neutral.
$2.99
eXiles #5: Marvel - On the other hand, I don't have to worry about
whether to cull this one, Marvel's doing it for me, as per SDCC
announcement. The Robot World story wraps up here, with a double-sized #6 to
deal with remaining danglers. On the plus side, Parker apparently had enough
warning to get things tied off before the cancellation, but on the minus side
it ends up like a two minute drill. Rushed, talky, and maybe a little
bitter. Mildly recommended. $2.99
Amazing Spider-Man #601: Marvel - Waid takes his turn at the writing
wheel as Peter Parker has his own Hangover story, trying to piece together
what happened after M.J. showed up at the end of #600. Apparently superhuman
recuperative powers max out around the 11th glass of champagne. Most of the
issue involves Peter trying to remember details and find a new place to live
since he's pretty sure he doesn't get to stay in his current apartment, based
on what he CAN remember. Heh. It's also a good excuse to have Peter hit up
all the existing supporting cast for crash space, catching any new readers up
on things. There's also some super-powered action, mostly as foreshadowing.
Bendis writes a backup story about how Jessica Jones was inspired by Spider-
Man, as she gets Forrest Gumped into some old stories. It's mainly to push
whatever new arc is starting up in New Avengers, though. Recommended for the
lead story. $2.99
Agents of Atlas #9: Marvel - Terror of the Jade Claw banner, Dark Reign
is still part of the logo. Interesting that Dan Panosian is drawing now,
given how much work he got on tie-in merchandise for the new GIJoe movie and
how Cobra-like the "Great Wall" organization is looking. If I knew more
about Joe lore I might even make some sort of comparison to the MARS/Cobra
internecine struggles, but I don't. Yao's reasons for being a drake-head are
made clearer this issue, though, setting up the prime movers behind the
conflict, in which Jimmy and Su Wan are really just pawns. Recommended.
$2.99
Ninja High School #172: Antarctic Press - Man, even with the Story So
Far piece on the inside front cover, I definitely missed out a lot thanks to
Diamond taking a two month break from shipping this book. Wait...I never
got #171 either, although I don't recall seeing it on any shipping lists. No
wonder I was so confused, I missed three whole issues! Gah. There's plenty
of exposition and flashbacks to catch me up, so I suppose "dislocation"
better describes my situation. I suppose it says something about Bevard;s
writing that despite the Big Events in the issues I missed, by the end of
this issue I was pretty well caught up on things. I expect that if I'd read
those issues, though, I'd have a better idea whether the current plot is
meant to be a Reboot Season 3-4 homage or if it's just coincidence. :)
There's a secondary cover on the back, which is pretty much just one of the
2/3 page splashes done in color with a full background. Recommended. $3.99
Gold Digger Tifanny & Charlotte Second Semester #2: Antarctic Press -
Tif and Charl are more in the way of supporting characters this issue, it's
all about Erwin "Peewee" Talon. Like many members of Gina's Rogue's Gallery,
Peewee's not really evil, just something of a self-centered jerk, abetted by
the fact that he's exactly as old as he looks and therefore immaturity is to
be expected. He doesn't seem to have aged as much in the post-GD100 gap as
others have, but he could simply be one of those guys cursed to not get much
of a growth spurt (and he always had a leering interest in female flesh, even
pre-puberty, so you can't read much into his attitude in that regard in this
issue). All that as prologue, this issue's focus on him makes sense from a
storytelling point of view. He's never been a Zodon type, it's always been
hinted that he just needed to do a little growing up in an environment where
he'd be forced to *mature* rather than just aging...and APS #001 is the right
sort of place for that. APS is like what PS238 might become with another
couple of decades of institutional experience (and without having to worry
about power levels being quite as high). Oh, he's still a jerk by the end of
the story, but he's a jerk on his way to being one of the good jerks rather
than a fist-shaking supervillain. Recommended. $3.99
Gone Missing:
Stuff that came out some places this week and that I wanted to buy, but
couldn't find for whatever reason, so people don't have to email me asking
"Why didn't you review X?" (If it's neither here nor in the section above,
though, feel free to ask, I might have forgotten about it!)
Current list as of 8/5/09: Official Handbook of the Gold Digger
Universe #22, Transformers Maximum Dinobots #3, Ninja High School #169-170,
Justice Machine vol 1 TPB, Gold Digger Tech Manual #3, Farscape Strange
Detractors #2, Gold Digger v3 #105, Lockjaw and the Pet Avengers #1, Gurren
Lagann v1, Incredibles #2 and #4, Empowered v5, New Mutants #3, Encyclopedia
Mythologica, Farscape Gone & Back #1, Beanworld v2, Thor #602. Apparently
also add Ninja High School #171.
Awards:
"I Thought There Was A Law That All Plastic Man Toys Had To Be Bend'Em?"
Award to Batman the Brave and the Bold Action League Plastic Man and
Blue Beetle
"Keep Your Feet On The Ground, But Keep Blasting At The Sky" Award to Jersey
Gods #6
"A Person Named Scalera Pinch-Drawing An Issue Full Of Scaly People? I Smell
Conspiracy!" Award to Dynamo5 #23
"If It'd Kept Its Safety On, It'd Still Be Innocent" Award to Astro City
the Dark Age Book Three #4 (of 4)
"Taz?" Award to Secret Six #12
"Operation Acts Of Apocalypse" Award to Official Index to the Marvel
Universe #8
"Beauty Is Skin Deep, Crazy Goes To The Bone" Award to The Invincible Iron
Man #16
"No, I'm The Real Brad Pitt!" Award to Exiles #5
"The Real Fun Is That She Can Tell For Sure, And He Can't" Award to the
Amazing Spider-Man #601
"Spidey's Not The Only One With Ex-Girlfriend Problems" Award to Agents of
Atlas #9
"Fear The Meow-Meow Brigade" Award to Ninja High School #172
"Can I Take The Minions Home For The Weekend?" Award to Gold Digger Tifanny
& Charlotte Second Semester #2
Dave Van Domelen, "TELL me you got a plan." "Stand here and try not to BLEED on her, I guess." - Deadshot and Catman, Secret Six #12
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