Some topical humor (do not apply if there is redness or swelling)

[dvandom]

Last night on CNN Headline News during their few seconds of news between trying to be CNN mainline, there was a brief label at the bottom of the screen saying, "England pleads guilty."

I knew those pommy bastards were behind it all!

(Actually, it was Lindy Englund who plead guilty.)

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A Kurd, a Sunni and a Shi'ite walked into a provisional government. The bartender said, "Wait, I think I'm in the wrong joke."

Comments

[scavgraphics.livejournal.com]

hee..i saw the same headline and had a similar joke in mind.

[z4nd4r.livejournal.com]

heh. *sits down to reprogram pun mines to detect and destroy meta-joke content*

[liabrown]

Ker-azy!