Defenders of the track!

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[zqadams.livejournal.com]

Give them questionable new names and they can be Forks Five.

[dvandom.livejournal.com]

Excuse me, everyone, while I try to kill Zach with a forklift....

[grant-p.livejournal.com]

As Battlestar Galactica showed us by proxy, there are any number of ways to use the word 'fork' or similar...

[dvandom.livejournal.com]

Just outside one of the entrances to the building where I work is an air conditioning outlet fan unit with a sticker on the side reading, "DO NOT FORK UNDER UNIT."

My thought whenever I see that is, "Well, it looks like an uncomfortably tight fit, but this IS a college campus, so you never know."

[grant-p.livejournal.com]

When I was at NC State two squirrels managed to cancel classes in half the campus doing it in a power transformer, so I supposed it's possible...

[andrusi.livejournal.com]

...I think I remember that.