Mystery Rice

[dvandom]

I just found a grain of rice on my cardigan. I do not eat rice at work, and this sweater has never been inside my apartment (from store to car to office). Nor have I eaten rice since Monday, so it's hard to see the grain staying stuck in my beard or something for that long (I have slightly better hygiene than that, thank you verra much). My office is infested with mystery rice!

Comments

[z4nd4r.livejournal.com]

Some poor schmoe in China lost her lunch in your sweater! I hope you are happy.

[dvandom.livejournal.com]

Man, and after I explicitly ordered the version WITHOUT the dimensional rift option!

[robotech-master.livejournal.com]

APOLOGIZE TO THE RICE!!!

[foomf.livejournal.com]

Are you sure it's RICE?


There is a reason why rice is washed, in most countries: the critters that EAT rice LOOK LIKE rice.

[dvandom.livejournal.com]

Yes, I did check for that. Broke the grain in half, made sure it had no suspicious looking interior details.

[liabrown]

Mmm, maggots.