Gah, Biblespam.

[dvandom]

The latest "evade the detectors" trick in the spam I've been getting has been to use random lines from the Old Testament as subject headers. I wonder if I saved all my spam (and I get about 50 a day from this source, if not more) I could piece the subject lines together into a complete Bible?

Comments

[skyjammer.livejournal.com]

Are you going to include the Apocrypha in that?

[dvandom.livejournal.com]

From the phrasing, it looks like they're ripping from a KJV, so no apocrypha or even deuterocanonicals. Mind you, if the name Antiochus pops up, I'll have to revise my assessment.

[nthmike.livejournal.com]

They're using the Authorized Version to help them spam? What would King James say to that?

Actually, I don't really care what he'd say. In fact, I try not to touch the KJV, as I prefer translations that are actually, y'know... readable.

[grant-p.livejournal.com]

Pathetic...people don't need to have random nuts tossing Bible verses at them through e-mail. Just give me a call, I can do that for FREE! Without clogging up the bandwidth.

Just when I think that people have figured out a new way to mis-use God's word, the human race comes up with a new one...

[andrusi.livejournal.com]

And God looked upon his penis, and he saw that it was soft. And so God got a special discount on Viagra from an online pharmacy.

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

So block the Bible. No biggie :)