Wait, shouldn't that last one be plus points not minus?

[dvandom]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In July I donated bone marrow to the_s_guy in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In August I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last month I turned drewdederer in for eating carbs (3 points). In April I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Friday I bought porn for andrusi (-10 points). Overall, I've been nice (315 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set! Sincerely, Dvandom

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